Saturday, June 5, 2010

someones ogre-reacting...

so the shrek glasses from mcdonalds were recalled. looking for a way to get my money back, i found this opinion on a news site.

ITS MADE CHINA CURSE>>>CHINA IS SUPPORTING US ENEMIES AND TERRORISTS TO KILL AMERICANS...

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

it means more when you type louder

kanye didnt have a mic to yell in so he had to get his point across somehow. if you havent seen it yet...

Saturday, August 1, 2009

can big caps ever be cute?

in the midst of the the ongoing debate found in the comments of youtube videos (who may or may not be a retard and/or gay) we find one lone voice screaming out above it all...

MY EYES WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING

and on top of it all its a video with cute animals. where is the confusion?

Thursday, July 16, 2009

mj is dead.

checking out some michael jackson blogs and thought i'd post some highlighted comments.

rip mj.

ALWAYS LIKED HIM - HE GOT MESSED UP LIKE ALOT OF US BUT I HOPE HE GETS WELL SOON.

i had to read this next one a couple of times in order to understand the double "u" usage. this person neither believes in punctuation nor three lettered words.

R.I.P MICHAEL LOVE U U WILL ALWAYS BE IN OUR HEART

this one isn't in all caps, but has odd capitalism. it almost would be better had the person just hit the caps lock button once instead the shift for the first letter of many innapropriate words. also, you'll notice that somehow the letter "q" has been mistaken for the letter "g".

Omq:( It Really Saddens Me To Hear That Michael Is qone. But I Would Like To Say What Saddens Me Even More Is The Fact That People Are Sayinq its A qood Thinq. I would like to sayy on michaels Behalf That If you do not like him or respect him you could keep that to your self. Like him or not it is rude, ignorant , disrespectful and very childish that people would say such a horrible thinq about some ones death.I love michael and he is qone but he is Never For qotten.From ill Be There with the Jackson Five to Thriller as The Kinq His Self R.I.P-Michael Joeseph Jackson A.K.A The kinq of pop i will miss you in lovinq memorie<33

-[Name Edited]
A.K.A your Number One Fan

Sunday, July 12, 2009

lucky readers...

you dont even have to ask for this advice!
taken from the comments of a jello shot recipe:

A MAN AND HIS TONGUE
By ELLEN


I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE TURN DOWN A JELLO SHOT EVEN THOSE WHO DON'T NORMALLY DRINK. PLAN ON MAKING 300-500 FOR A FLOAT TRIP IN 2 WKS. I PREFER VODKA AND PUCKER(APPLE, WATERMELON, ISLAND BLUE) OR SCHNAPS BUT AM GOING TO TRY SOME NEW RECIPES I HAVE GOTTEN HERE. LADIES, THE BEST THING IS YOU CAN ALWAYS JUDGE A MAN ON HOW HE EATS HIS SHOTS BY HOW HE USES HIS TONGUE. I AM A VERY LUCKY LADY.....

gramma's roast beef

nothing beats an enthusiastic roast beef recipe.

I USUALLY JUST PUT THE ROAST IN THE SLOW COOKER AND SET IT ON HIGH..COOK FOR ABOUT 3 HOURS AND ADD ONIONS, BABY CARROTS, AND SMALL POTATOES. LEAVE THE CARROTS WHOLE. ADD PEPPER AND ANY OTHER SEASONINGS..I LIKE TO SPRINKLE PARSLEY ON TOP. AND THEN COOK FOR A FEW MORE HOURS JUST CHECK IT EVERY SO OFTERN TO MAKE SURE ITS OK..O AND DONT FORGET TO PUT ABOUT AN INCH OF WATER IN THE BOTTOM OF THE SLOW COOKER SO YOU DONT SCORCH THE BEEF.WHEN ITS DONE REMOVE THE MEAT AND VEGGIES AND USE THE BROTH TO MAKE GRAVY. MAKE SURE THE LID IS ALSO ON THE COOKER.
Source(s):
MY GRANDMA AND HER FAMOUS ROAST BEEF DINNER EVERY SUNDAY...MMMMMM

here goes something...

HERE GOES NOTHING

Jul. 11, 2009 8:44 am
Updated: Jul. 11, 2009 8:01 pm
I'VE WORKED WITH COMPUTERS FOR A LONG TIME BUT NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT DOING A BLOG. MY LITTLE SISTER HAS HAD HER OWN BLOG FOR YEARS. I GUESS LIKE ANYHTING ELSE IT'S JUST ANOTHER MEDIUM FOR YOU TO LET YOUR THOUGHTS KNOWN, BUT TO A MUCH LARGER CROWD. I HAVE A LOT OF CONCERNS ABOUT WHERE LIFE IS GOING, WITH THE ECONOMY AND UNEMPLOYMENT, GLOBAL WARMING? (NOT TO SURE ABOUT THAT ONE), BUT FOR THE MOST PART JUST LIVE DAY TO DAY. I'M A CERTIFIED MASTER AUTOMOTIVE TECHNICIAN BY DAY, AND AM NOT TO WORRIED MYSELF WHEN IT COMES TO EMPLOYMENT. THERE ARE ALWAYS GOING TO BE CARS TO FIX AND SOMEONE NEEDED TO FIX THEM. WITH MORE PEOPLE FIXING THEIR OLD CARS INSTEAD OF BUYING NEW ONES BUSINESS IS GOOD, NOT GREAT, BUT GOOD.LIKE MANY OTHER JOBS IT'S NOT FOR EVERYONE. BACK IN THE DAY IF YOU DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE YOU EITHER JOINED THE MILITARY OR BECAME A MECHANIC, I DID BOTH. 6 YEARS IN THE ARMY AS A MECHANIC AND 18 YEARS IN THE PRIVATE SECTOR. I DON'T REGRET ANY OF MY DECISIONS IN LIFE. I'M A FIRM BELIEVER IN DESTINY. OUR LIVES ARE ALREADY WRITTEN DOWN, THE DECISIONS WE MAKE AND WHAT FORKS IN THE ROAD WE CHOOSE, SO FOR ME LIFE IS JUST A JOURNEY, ENJOY THE RIDE.